Today we are conducting an intervies with fifteen year old Sweedish resident Sara.
Interviewer: Hello miss Sara my I have a few min-
Sara: -Ahhh!!! A man! Haram Kufr!
Interviewer: Oh, the camera man?... 'Ahem', Ernest, would you mind backing away several meters and just zoon out on us? Hmm, good? Very well then!
Back on the topic- Oh relax miss, the camera man is out of boundries now. Miss Sara I've heared that you have been causing both your doctor, and your school teachers great concern over your physical health and ability to socialize with other students respectively.
Care to give us more insight miss Sara?
Interviewer: Goodness young lady!!! What made you come up with that statement!!??
Sara: You want to know why?
Interviewer: Well that is the whole point of this interview miss.
Sara: 'Hmph' Fine 'pout' I'll tell you why!!
I've had to take a defesnsive state since day one! I've been violated, threatened and humiliated because of my identity !
Interviewer: Whoah, whoah! Hold on a minute there young lady! Just how on earth do you stand on such claims?!
Sara: The teachers are trying to force secular opinions upon me!
Interviewer; Really? How so?
Sara: They made me sit near the opposite gender in class! And made us watch videos where young Muslims become happy after they embrace scular ideas!
Ernest:............ Tech(Max):..........
Interviewer: Umm, miss Sara they weren't trying to harm you in anyway, this is merely called matter of opinion, just because someone tells you something you don't like doesn't mean that they are trying to force their ideas opon you.
Sara: Is that what what you think!? Fine! I'll tell you what the doctors said to me!
They told me that the reason behind my sickness is the overly large garbs I'm wearing!
Interviewer: And that sickness would be?
Sara: Vitamin D deficiency!!!
Ernest: (Trying his best not to break into fits of laughter) Max:.................
Interviewer: ...... You do realize that vitamin D deficiency greatly increases the likelyhood of dying at a young age?!
Sara: Allah will protect me! The western imperialists are telling me lies!!!
Interviewer: Is that all you have to say miss Sara?
Sara: YES!!!
Interviewer: .... Thank you for your time miss Sara....
Well folks that concludes our episode for today! See you next time!
